I am so glad the version of Duke Nukem 3D that’s on Steam comes with the Duke Caribbean: Life’s a Beach expansion pack because holy shit this is the greatest thing in the world.

Seriously, everyone’s wearing tacky T-shirts and shorts or leisure suits, the guns are replaced with water pistols and super soakers, and the bombs are replaced with pineapples, and the whole takes place on a tropical island resort. What more could you ask for?