The St. Margaret School of Unique Individuals is fully committed to administering the individual needs of its students, no matter now unique they may be.

Take Wilma here for instance: She’s very special because she is never, ever not on fire. Thankfully she doesn’t seem to be suffering, but we’ve still managed to suit her up with a flame-retardant uniform and add fire extinguishers in every classroom, just in case. Worse comes to worst, we can just dunk her in the Mermaid tanks if need be.